Snappish

the daily observations at the office:

1. overhear coworker's flirty phone conversations with the guy from the tech department. i smell affair.

2. watch the guy that sits across from my cubicle doze off in the most ridunculous posture every morning from 10am-11am.

3. listen to coworkers repeat same topics everyday (with no new content): babies, iphone cases, and more babies.

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at moments like such, i'd die to be ally mcbeal. snap, storm into a co-ed washroom, rant out loud, and let whoever's eavesdropping behind the bathroom stall counsel me. and preferably grab a drink or two at the bar afterwards and listen to Vonda Shepherd sing out my mind. 

p.s. 

note to self: really need to stop eating so much...